1. givemeinternet:

    Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

    (via lauralrgraphics)

    jacklesonmymind:

    when dean is flustered, he can’t find the words

    (Source: plaiding, via lauralrgraphics)

    • Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
    • Girl:   I like your skirt!
    • Me:   Thank you!
    • Girl:   I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
    • Me:   ... Why?
    • Girl:   Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
    • Me:   I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
    • Girl:   (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!
  2. hedgeworth:

    Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

    (Source: radioehead, via lauralrgraphics)

  3. In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs

    communistbakery:

    did-you-kno:

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    did u really sensor the word boob I’m gonna piss myself

    (via lauralrgraphics)

  4. titytwochainz:

    when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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    (via mon-coeur-de-verre)

    msfcatlover:

    If you don’t love Balthazar, I’m sorry, but you’re wrong.

    (Source: roryloveless, via mon-coeur-de-verre)

  5. onthesideoftheotters:

    shotadreams:

    mage-of-katnep:

    rainbowsfireworks:

    confusedtree:

    ollivander:

    lampghost:

    [sleep-over voice] are you awake

    [sleep-over reply voice] yeah

    [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

    [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

    [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

    [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

    [unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

    (via mon-coeur-de-verre)

    mishasminions:

    I LOVE HOW THIS ENTIRE THING PROGRESSES.
    AT FIRST, MISHA’S LIKE, “DANCE WITH ME, JENSEN”
    AND JENSEN’S ALL, “I’M EMBARRASSED FOR THE BOTH OF US”
    THEN MISHA TRIES TO PERSUADE JENSEN TO JOIN HIM
    BUT IT DOESN’T WORK ON JENSEN
    SO EVENTUALLY, MISHA GIVES UP
    AND THEN JENSEN GOES, “ALRIGHT, LET’S DANCE, YOU DORK”

    (via mon-coeur-de-verre)

  6. averagefairy:

    when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

    (via mon-coeur-de-verre)

    spiderbesiderr:

    sexxxisbeautiful:

    that’s it that’s the whole argument.

    That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

    (Source: citymod, via sammyforpresident)

  7. thor-oughly-amused:

    nietzscheisdead:

    i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

    I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

    (Source: bleeriosarchive, via till-the-end--of-the-line)

  8. (Source: hydrotoxicity, via harlecat)

  9. lolsofunny:

    so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

    (Source: squidwurd, via julie-andrewss)